Anytime an opponent's non-flying creature attacks it takes 1 damage.

something abnout stepping on a clam and cutting your foot

Taunt, dodge. At beginning of your turn Turkey has a 50% chance of dying of a heart attack.

Haste. Dies at end of turn.

When dies return to owner's hand.

Haste, backstab.

Dual wield.

Haste, stealth.

Haste.

Whenever a creature ETB your hearth gains 1 hp.

Time to buy a watch!

Stealth.

When dies has 50% chance to split into two.

Flying (can attack hearth when no other flyers present).

Taunt.

Flying.

Vampyric.

Flying (can attack hearth when no other flyers present).

First strike.

When ETB tutors a random trap card from your library to your hand.

When Gobbo dies he drops a sandwich that can be used to heal a creature or hearth 1hp.

When ETB tutors Cowwy's Cheese from your library into your hand.

Sakura makes cheese from my milk!

When ETB opponent discards a card at random.

When ETB tutor a random artifact from your library to your hand.

Haste.

Flying.

At the beginning of your turn either randomly heals one of your creatures or hearth for 2hp or summons a 1/1 goblin token.

First strike. Attacks cause target to sleep through their next turn.

Whenever skeleton archer is attacked it does 1 damage to the attacker before combat takes place as per usual.

First strike. When ETB does 1 damage to target creature or hearth.

When dies spawns a 1/1 saproling token.

Flying. When does damage to hearth, hearth's owner discards a card at random.

Flying.

Cousin of Mongy.

When ETB spawns a 1/1 saproling token.

At beginning of opponent's turn Mothra sleeps one of your opponent's creatures at random.

Wallop.

Regeneration. (regains 1 hp at the beginning of each player's turn)

Sorceries cost 1 mana less (not stackable).

Wallop.

Dodge, stealth.

Haste, First Strike. When Royal Assassin attacks a sleeping creature that creature is killed.

Dual wield, regeneration.

Creature that is hit by Silver Serpent becomes poisoned and will take 1 dmg per turn until death.

Flying.

Scrapyard Golem's power/HP is X/X+1 where X is number of artifacts you have when ETB.

When ETB destroy target artifact.

When ETB all of your opponents creatures sleep through their next turn.

Flying. Whenever you cast a sorcery Hybrid Drake permanently gains +1/0.

When ETB spawn an Altar of Sacrifice. Sacrifice a creature: create a 2/2 zombie token in its place.

First strike.

Dodge. All cows get +1/+1 and trample as long as Lord Bovindus is in play.

Taunt, first strike on defense. (Walls can't attack.)

If Elaine fights a creature with power 1, that creature joins Elaine's team.

First strike.

Trample.

Vampyric.

When ETB draw a card. When dies draw a card.

Dodge. At the beginning of your turn randomly heals one of your creatures or hearth for 2hp.

Haste. When ETB unsummons target creature or artifact.

Flying.

Flying.

Immune to fire, lightning and non-combat damage where the shadow warrior is the only target.

At beginning of your turn Xenktar summons a 1/1 rat with haste.

Taunt.

Too powerful for the newbie dungeon.

Taunt. (Walls can't attack.)

Flying. When ETB draw a card & opponent's hand is revealed.

Flying, vigilance.

When Drumheller enters the battle field deal 1 dmg to all other creatures.

Estorrath's fav ex member of the Council of Wizards.

On death has a 1/100 chance of dropping Croc Hunter's Ring token artifact, which can be used to heal your heath 10hp or do 5 damage to your opponent.

Flying, first strike.

Flying. When ETB does 2 lightning damage to target creature or hearth.

When ETB spawn an Altar of Sacrifice. Sacrifice a creature: Void Demon is fully healed and permanently gains +1/0.

Flying.

When ETB summons two 2/2 minotaur tokens.

Flying. When ETB does 2 damage to target and heals hearth for 1hp.

Flying. When ETB spawns an artifact token called Dragon Breath that can be used pump a dragon +1/0 for 1 mana till end of turn.

Flying, dodge. Whenever one of your opponent's creatures goes to sleep (Z status) Dagon does 1 dmg to your opponent's hearth.

Next time a creature of yours is attacked it gets +2/+0 till end of turn.

Next time your hearth would take damage, your opponent's hearth takes that amount of damage also.

Give target creature flying until end of turn.

Heals a creature or hearth for 2 hp.

Next time a creature without flying attacks you it takes 2 damage.

Target creature takes 1 damage at beginning of its turn for 3 damage total.

Return a random creature from your graveyard to your hand.

Target sleeps through their next turn.

Target creature or hearth loses 2 hp. That target's owner draws 2 cards.

Does 2 damage to target creature or hearth.

The OG Lightning Bolt!

Buff a creature +2/+0 until end of turn.

Unsleep target creature or artifact.

Adds 2 mana until end of turn.

Target creature has all received combat damage reduced by 1 permanently.

Next time a non-token creature of yours would die instead return it to your hand.

Next time a creature attacks you return it to its owner's hand.

Next time opponent casts a sorcery, counter it.

Target creature gets first strike until end of turn.

Target card's ETB triggers are reactivated.

Do X dmg to target, where X is paid from all your avail mana (after paying costs).

Target creature permanently gains +2/0.

Drags target creature 1 tile closer to your side and does 1 damage.

Deals 2 damage to target and heals hearth for 1hp.

Heals a creature or hearth for 2 hp. Draw a card.

Unsummons target creature or artifact to owner's hand.

All of your creatures gain +1 attack until end of turn.

Destroy target artifact.

Does 3 damage to target creature or hearth.

Summons a random undead card from your graveyard directly to the battlefield.

Destroys one of your opponent's creatures at random.

Summons three 1/1 skeleton tokens.

Target creature gains stealth until end of turn.

Destroy trap.

Does 3 dmg to all creatures without flying.

Next time opponent casts a creature card, counter it.

Next time opponent casts a creature card, create a token copy of that creature under your control.

Next time a creature of yours dies summon a random token creature of the same mana cost.

Target creature gains regeneration.

Target creature's power & HP become 1/1.

Kills target creature and creates a 2/2 token zombie in its place.

Target creature has all received combat damage reduced to 1 permanently.

Create a token copy of any creature on battlefield. ETB triggers are activated.

Every creature on the battlefield fights a random creature on the battlefield. Repeat until only one creature left.

Does 3 dmg to target creature or hearth, 2 dmg to random tgt and 1 dmg to random tgt.

Destroy all creatures.

Does 2 dmg to all creatures in 3x3 grid centred on target creature.

Target creature is exiled (not sent to graveyard) and is replaced with a 1/1 chicken token. Death triggers are not activated.

All of your creatures gain flying till end of turn.

Summons three 2/1 crab tokens with haste.

Draw a card (single use).

Heals a creature or hearth for 1 hp (single use only).

ETB sleeping. Use to add 1 mana till end of turn.

Use to draw 1 card at the cost of 3 mana.

When ETB draw a card. Heals a creature for 1 hp (single use).

Give target creature +1 dmg till end of turn and +1 HP. Costs 1 mana.

Your cows get +1/+1.

Use to add 1 mana till end of turn.

Use to add 2 mana at the cost of 2 HP to your hearth.

For 2 mana target gets wallop until end of turn.

For 2 mana, randomly either a) heal your hearth for 2 hp, b) draw a card c) summon a 1/1 snake for your opponent.

When you use a potion spawn an empty flask artifact.

Whenever one of your creatures dies your hearth gains 1 hp.

Summoning demons costs 1 less (not stackable).

Potions cost 1 less (not stackable).

Your bovines get +1/+1.

Sorceries cost 1 mana less (not stackable).

Whenever you cast a sorcery create a 1/1 clay golem token.

Your undead get +1/+1.

Kill target creature. Single use only.

It broke.

Your dungeon critters get +2/+2.

Use: deal 1 damage to any creature at the cost of 1 mana.

Your humans get +2/+2.

Your humanoids get +2/+1 and trample.

When ETB create a 2/2 cat token with trample. Activate to do 2 damage to any creature for 3 mana.